Jack Dagger

World renowned knife throwing comedian & primitive weapons expert. Make your next event more successful with a little sharp-edged humor!

[Jack Dagger @JackDagger]

Last day! Please share!
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@ClaireMax Heroic!

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We’re 2/3 funded! And so quickly, too! Please don’t forget to share it around on your socials even if you aren’t able to donate yourself. I appreciate every one of you immensely ☺️ https://t.co/awzFedhWoo

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I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/N8mbKwA3Xc

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I’m now accepting last-minute booking inquiries for the month of May. If you need a show, a public speaker, or a teacher— I’m your guy! DM me and let’s talk! https://t.co/rDFQWREPOn

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Might wanna pinch and zoom on this one. @juliette_electrique is the coolest. Thanks for the pic @capturedinvegas https://t.co/Q3XnSxKcOw

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This speaks for itself. I hope you also got your hands on an exquisite Whiskean Duhb by Paul Macdonald. This one is mine. Bravo and thanks, Paul! https://t.co/Z9HyJfZz4C

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Repost from @morongocasinoresort
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Life is a party, play like it! Join us for Sparty Pit Fridays all month long! 🥳🙌

Every Friday, two tables will be drawn each hour to play a "Bonus Game" on the house to win up to $100 for each player in single bet … https://t.co/69sVmK6vPY

[Jack Dagger @JackDagger]

Come see this show! https://t.co/7lL5IAmmr3

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The AI— it got me. So many different looks!
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#ai #aiart #lensa #jackdagger #hallucinations #dreamscapes https://t.co/HAPzXSUgFZ

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Say it like Huey Louis and the News https://t.co/e2gamKiVBX

[The Elysian @ElysianTheater]

TONIGHT! 12/10

11:55p - @ronlynch1 continues the tradition of late night comedy!

Ft. @JackDagger, @wheelieduncan, Patrick Michael Ballard, Lynn Shawcroft & more!

Tix: https://t.co/B9tQDCDY7q

[Jack Dagger @JackDagger]

Come on out! It’s the last TOMORROW SHOW ever! (for 2022)

[The Elysian @ElysianTheater]

TONIGHT! SAT 12/17

11:55p - @ronlynch1 is back with the final TOMORROW SHOW of the year.

Celebrate the holidays with some of the best stand-ups around!

Ft. @jaylondon @JackDagger @pauldanke & MORE!

Tix: https://t.co/e26OaBX2GE

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One of the sweetest people I’ve ever known. Rest in peace, Dean of Great Throwing. #dickhaines https://t.co/RLnNOGXdG0

[Jack Dagger @JackDagger]

Please do enjoy. And remember, “Drink [popular soda]!” -me @OBEYGIANT @TheHorrorMaster #theylive

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Behold

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

The Spider Crab Cam is crabsolutely fintastic https://t.co/edqcNTbfBR

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December is my birth month and we’re gonna start things off with a BANG! Come see this show!!!
Your ticket includes the cocktail of the month?! This is a no-brainer!
Ticket info in bio below👇
@blonde.brunette.productions
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Repost from @madelinesinc… https://t.co/6PnBSFZoD6

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Instant classic

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

My statement on the Respect for Marriage Act:

[Jack Dagger @JackDagger]

And yet, you’re still an asshole. You’ll wake up every day, whiff the turd air, and think, “Mmmm! That’s me! I can’t wait to spread this shit around!” #boebertpoop

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

The Pelosi era is over.

Good riddance!