@MichaelTakeMP I wouldn't stress too much, Sir, I'd be more concerned about what's under the patio. One can always rely on the Deeply Dippy tribe, about as entertaining as watching someone picking out shit from underneath a finger nail.
@Helen_Whately "Itโs unaffordable. Unfair to taxpayers. And just morally wrong."
Don't put yourself down, dear.
I'm sure you're a valuable asset to the nation. I think we should give you all another pay rise. Muppet!
@MichaelTakeMP Looking for the ideal spot to pitch his teepee, so that he can get away from it all, enjoy a nice relaxing weekend of teepeeing and calling himself, Pocahontas.