Jack ☝

The 2 Dimensional musings of a 3 Dimensional idiot. Debut novel - A Matter Of Time is now available on Kindle and Apple Books.

[Jack ☝ @JackIn2D]

Never give up

[Jack ☝ @JackIn2D]

@russellcrowe can you remember if it was deliberate your hair was longer after Maximus left Germania on the mad dash home to Spain? His hair is short and then longer by the time he got there. Was this to demonstrate it was a long trip? Or am I seeing things?

[Jack ☝ @JackIn2D]

Breaking my Twitter break to post this very important community service announcement. https://t.co/NAlhX1Pnvs

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I’m so done with Twitter. I’m out and I’m not coming back. I can’t be bothered working out how to delete the account, so I’m just going to remove the app from my phone. If you’re reading this and we’ve interacted, thank you and I wish you well! #jackisout #thanksformywifethough

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@russellcrowe Fascinating stuff. What a joy to discover!

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On @facebook, does anyone know what the single letter is showing after the time posted at the top of the post? I’ve only noticed it today.

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Die hard cricket fans at The Gabba. Prediction is a washout. Go home people. Watch Die Hard or something.

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While I’m at. On Xmas day I got my electricity bill and home insurance renewal emailed to me. They sure know how to be kill joys on Christmas Day! Thanks @BudgetDirect and @alintaenergy 🎅🏼🎄😢 💸

[Jack ☝ @JackIn2D]

Merry Christmas, everyone! A rare tweet from me. It’s a Christmas miracle!! 🎄🎅🏼

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Finally watched True Detective Season 1. So good. This is why @McConaughey is my fav actor! Well written, shot, directed and acted! So very good!

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Arrive at Sydney airport with instructions to catch a transit bus to Sixt at International Terminal. See a shuttle saying rental cars. So go on a tour and back to Domestic as Sixt isn’t there. So wait for the shuttle and eventually make it to Sixt. 1.5 hours it took to get car!!

[Jack ☝ @JackIn2D]

@AusGal76 😩😩😩

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These guys look like Xmas trees! #NRLGF

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Gutted 😩 #NRLGF

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The mighty Lions 🦁 couldn’t get it done yesterday. Cmon Broncos!! 🐴🐴🐴 #NRLGF

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Gutted but so proud of the @brisbanelions What a great game #AFLGF

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Let’s go!! Lions for the win by 16! #AFLGF

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20 years ago, and that’s just the way we like it.

When that ball is bounced at 2.30pm, the battle will begin and 2.5 hours later, we will emerge victorious because we are the Brisbane Lions and we are the kings of the MCG MF’ing jungle!

I can’t wait!!

🦁❤️💛💙🦁

#AFL

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IT’S GAME DAY!! 🦁🦁🦁

But not just any game day. It’s Grand Final Day when the mighty Brisbane Lions run onto the hallowed turf of the MCG to once again take on the Pies, 20 years after our last premiership. On that day in 2003, we beat the Pies just like we will today.

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…stand tall and proud as you hear the roar of the mighty Lion.

On paper it’s a 50/50 game. We will win it, not because we have won the last 6 against Collingwood, but because we possess weapons all around the ground and we believe. We’re the underdogs, just like it was…