Jack

PoliSci major. 20. Karaoke enthusiast, even when I shouldn’t be.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

If you’re a woman looking for a mom to rally around and celebrate, may I suggest this one instead of Lindsay Clancy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dolly Parton’s sister, Stella Parton, reveals that Dolly told her she’d allow her medical team to try experimental drugs on her in the hopes of helping others in the future, even if there was no hope for her:

“She told me recently that if there was no hope for her, she would still allow her medical team to try experimental drugs in the hope of helping others in the future.”

[kaylah 🌸 @kaylahlaylah]

Yeah and what if I steal your phone and set the flavour to penis. Bitch

[Giuli ❀ @lovesicktaylor_]

es como un clip de the office y jamás me voy a cansar de verlo

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

MENTAL ILLNESS

[Steve ⛏️ @MeincraftSteve]

Thank god. My feet are KILLING ME 😭

[$ @jxtsummer]

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

[load @loafbreadmann]

how it feels to shave your dick and balls and reclaim your Emergency Inch

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAER]

Democrats have spent the last decade demonizing “straight white cis men” and here you are attempting to whore yourself out for a party that openly hates you

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

New fantasy football punishment unlocked

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God Bless America

[Tommy Tuberville @CoachForGov]

Mental illness.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Douglass Mackey @douglassmackey]

The black coach of the track team, Rob Starr, testified against Karmelo Anthony today.

And 4 out of the 6 teammates testifying against him were black.

Karmelo is cooked, despite your attempt to make it racial narcissism.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Former Dallas City Council candidate Davante Peters calls to dig up Austin Metcalf’s grave, stab him again, and free Karmelo Anthony

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Piers Morgan asks a therapist to explain the gender pronouns he is defending.

The therapist cannot do it.

When Piers Morgan starts naming “official” gender identities, the therapist accuses him of making it up.

MORGAN: “When one human being says to me, ‘Call me they/them,’ I laugh. It’s absurd!”

THERAPIST: “And that shows that you’re not empathic.”

MORGAN: “How many pronouns are there?”

THERAPIST: “Multiple.”

MORGAN: “How many?”

THERAPIST: “I don’t know. I’m not an expert in that.”

MORGAN: “The last count is there are 74 official ones. Do you know [them]?”

THERAPIST: “Okay, you’re gonna say, ‘Cat’ and ‘dog.’ ‘I’m a cat. I’m a cat.’”

[Room laughs]

MORGAN: “No, no, no, no. Talking about gender pronouns. There are 74. One of them is astral gender — an affinity with space.”

THERAPIST: “Where are you getting this information?!”

MORGAN: “Google it! Literally Google it.”

THERAPIST: “Have you had someone on your show who said, ‘I’m an astral whatever’?”

MORGAN: “Yes, I actually got one on.”

THERAPIST: “And did you pay that person to go on? … That does not happen.”

MORGAN: “It does happen… There was a phenomenon called the furries. You know what it is?”

THERAPIST: “I know what furries are. Furries are not a gender. That’s its own kind of lifestyle.”

MORGAN: “With all due respect, this is where limitless self-identity takes you. It takes you to the absurd. Do you believe that you can identify as anything you like?”

THERAPIST: “No.”

MORGAN: “Oh. What are the exceptions?”

THERAPIST: “I think that most people, when they think about their gender identity, it’s he, him, she, her, they, ze. Those are the ones that people are [identifying as].”

MORGAN: “What’s ze?”

THERAPIST: “Ze is… Oh, God. Now, I can’t explain it. No, but ze…”

MORGAN: “You’ve no idea, have you?! It’s all complete baloney. What’s ze? ‘I have no idea.’ And you’re the guy trying to defend this nonsense!”

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

como me siento cuando alguien me esta mostrando un video q no da risa y dura mas de 2 minutos