Jack says

I'm cute.

[Troy UAC @TroyUAC]

TROYS GOT TALENT
This is your chance to vote for one winner! Each like equals a vote David Walker! #rushuac

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Bible Man

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I feel so old now that I can staple stuff by myself.

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Wow I knew the future.

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Someday when I'm a teenager, I'm gonna be looking at pictures of me like I am right now.

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Another disappointment
AKA another day

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Mail trucks need gas?! I thought they ran on Mailman urine! ⛽️ 🚽

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

If anyone wants to know what my brother Jack looks and acts like @JackJackSays_ https://t.co/T42AbnYkQr

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We need a parade whenever we get somewhere on time.

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For Christmas, I want a shirt that says "Good Boy."

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My morning breath smells like corn... But I like corn.

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Now I see why Dad cuts his hair.

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But we like artificial ingredients.

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Someone needs to be fired today. With a blowtorch. https://t.co/6cRjQxiLFH

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Vote for David because he can rap the "Alphabet Aerobics." https://t.co/u8C7ZO8Dzk

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I never liked the Notre Dame.

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Mom, I don't think you're supposed to call your kid a "big, fat doof."

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I'm going to bed. I'm not watching this. Goodnight.

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We're gonna need some big plays. We need some good plays. They need some bad plays.

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This is where the game turns around. Right here.

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Whoa, my hair seriously does look awesome today.