Shayne Guttensohn

if I tweet something it’s usually because I can’t rant anywhere else

[Taylor Guttensohn @TGuttensohn]

Hey @RedSox your smallest biggest fan can’t wait to come to her first game at Fenway one day! Go Sox!

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

@RedSox he’s a man of his word

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

I really have an unfortunate name during these times of #LoveIsBlind #shayne

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

Omg SoOoOoOoOo AnNoYiNg #thankyou #facebookmemories

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

@baileyklepac Thankfully no selfies this time. Just a boring picture with a heavy filter

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

The worst notification. Don’t fall for it, Shayne. (See previous tweet)

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

I truly don’t think there’s anything more humbling than reading your own Facebook statuses from 10+ years ago.

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

Can your favorite tv show make masterpiece after masterpiece like this?

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

a little snack for all the people who don’t let their dogs sleep on the bed with them

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

No need to rub it in 😅😭

[Haylee Robinson @hayleer13]

I’m the only person that knows the gender of my best friend’s baby and I have never felt more powerful

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

Unpopular opinion (maybe): “chopped” throw pillows on beds and couches look tacky and uninviting

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

RBF comment of the day:
“You alright sweetheart?”

Uh, not anymore.

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

RBF comment of the day:
“Shayne has always scared me.”

Appreciate it, man.

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

First official comment about my rbf since there’s no mask mandate:

“Smile now, could be worse”

To be continued…

[Shayne Guttensohn @ShayneRW]

Unpopular opinion: kindergarten graduations shouldn’t be a thing (don’t get me started with the photo shoots of the kids wearing caps and gowns 🥴)