Jack James

The Extra in Extraterrestrial @uniandtheurchin

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Lorelai Gilmore is Taylor Swift if she never got famous.

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I love that I live in a world where Snoop Dogg is America’s Sweetheart.

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@Matt_Medina HA

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I’m not confined by the limitations of this dimension, biotch!

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I have a weird obsession with Tish Cyrus

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“This isn’t a comedy show” - @letsblamedaniel to me while DJing

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WHICH IS IT??

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Slip lesabre under the tree, for me🥹👉👈

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Okay update: Daniel fooled me

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Quincy Jones banged Laura Palmer? What a world!

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Here’s to another year of me being beautiful, hilarious, and absolutely insane.

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Books don’t have commercials

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My favorite genre of film is where the main characters from out of town have to save the family farm through music and dance and they remember who they really are.

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My favorite candy is cherry cough drops 🍒

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Happy Birthday to Taylor Swift. Hope things finally go your way this year!

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I’m so scary. If I didn’t know me and just saw me out and about, I’d be like - “woah stay away from that guy, he’s scary.”

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@kingofonlineguy You do, it’s called blame candy

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Another dream where I was hilarious at a dinner party and got death threats from the guests after.

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@josieclifton Stop it, haha 😂

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I go to parties and straight up lie. Nothing bad or damaging, but frivolous. I told a man last night my grandma was in the same social circle as a Leona Helmsley… that was a lie. Why do I do this? I’m bored.

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@braskosongs Tf is wrong with me?