Daniel Walters

Back with a vengeance + 280 characters

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

In other news, @megstalter - the gift that keeps on giving (cc @nycomedyfest)

[Vlad Holiday @vladholiday]

🚨Today I give you my second EP, Write Me Off The Show. No press, no bs. Share it if you like it. Your support so far is the only reason it exists, so thank you for giving me a chance and a purpose. https://t.co/E3ZVwrM96d

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Reporting live from LA

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Can’t stretch my legs but @onepeloton class on @Delta flight? A vibe #camp

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

@JackJamesBusa

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

To those asking why… They want us to put mayonnaise in our coffee. I won’t tolerate it.

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Through the power of investigative journalism, we are going to spend the next hour getting to the bottom of one important question: Just who is Chris and why exactly does he/she/they belong to Ruth?

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

@JackJamesBusa don’t be a little bitch and take our quirky pooch for a walk #please

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Memorial service tonight @ Butterfly

[Jack James @JackJamesBusa]

Update: my fish died :(

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Sound on @JackJamesBusa

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Sex is great but what about the instant satisfaction that comes from making a call you’ve been dreading and catching their voicemail

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

It’s no secret that there’s been some pushback against @Delta and other airlines requiring masks and covid testing for international travel but I say, why stop there? Let’s also require IQ testing because that’s the real pandemic here

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

If you unironically post “Since a lot of people have been asking...”, I’m going to go ahead and assume that quite literally no one asked

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Sound on @JackJamesBusa

[Daniel @idkidk]

No one: —
Not a soul: —
The Calm app:

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

@josieclifton My local @SUBWAY gal told me you actually stole the cookie. Confirm or deny? #FactsMatter

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

@josieclifton

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Can someone give me a masterclass in getting back into the Twitter gig? Because it’s been a minute, I’m vining and ready to dive in🤿

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

. @JackJamesBusa just compared this to a Salvador Dali painting. On a scale of 1 to Jack, how stoned are you rn?

[Daniel Walters @letsblamedaniel]

Learning how to Twitter over a millefeuille in #gayparis with my favorite boy @JackJamesBusa. Am I twattering yet?