Jack Parrish

occasional schizo posting

[rain @redactedrain]

I went from “young and dumb” to “unc and retarded” in the blink of an eye this shit not fair

[Stefan Bienkowski @SBienkowski]

That Elon Musk interview is a car crash. I know plenty are furious at the Economist for platforming him but if you watch it you’ll see a man given just enough rope to hang himself. He’s a blundering idiot on almost every topic. Quite reminiscent of Boris Johnson as PM.

[frick @gofrickurself]

I smell bad and I’m chopped and retarded who want me

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Get in loser, we’re going losing

[Jack Parrish @JackJohnParr]

The amount of ads on disney+ is sickening. What the fuck do I pay them for?

[Jack Parrish @JackJohnParr]

@AndrewYang I’ve been getting ads on IG. What a bad idea.

[Jack Parrish @JackJohnParr]

They need to invent a way to shoplift from fast food chains

[Jack Parrish @JackJohnParr]

Bombing the one world Halloween center for Al Christmas

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

I knew I wasn’t a Republican

And most Democrats are pussies

Thank you to Mamdani for making me realize that I am a Democrat Socialist

There IS room for a third party in our huge nation

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways

[b @1bronclair]

Its niggas real life walking around w meta glasses on thinkin they deserve to Live

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. You go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

the concept of studying (which I hate) to get a job (which I also hate) just to live (which I hate even more)

[Jack Parrish @JackJohnParr]

Trumps lifting restrictions on Eritrea because he really fw the way they treat poor people

[Jack Parrish @JackJohnParr]

Walking into an Applebees and shooting every member of the wait staff with a red 40 water gun screaming about RFK taking it from my cold dead hands

[Jack Parrish @JackJohnParr]

Have we tried giving the guy Tylenol?