Sarah M Harrington

[Ryan @BanUnsweetTea]

You’re removing club access for Amex Platinum card and have to spend $75,000 to get unlimited club access @Delta??

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

Heisman voters not sending Hendon Hooker and Blake Corum to New York is an absolute joke.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Betty White broke barriers, defied expectations, served her country, and pushed us all to laugh. Barack and I join so many around the world who will miss the joy she brought to the world. I know our Bo is looking forward to seeing her up in heaven.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

[Dani @whatt_danielle]

How tf are we letting Gen Z get away with calling fanny packs “belt bags”

[Travon Free @Travon]

"I'm honestly afraid to get out of the car"

Offices: "you should be"

Why is this man allowed to be a police officer?

[Ashley Easter @ashleymeaster]

Re: Lil Nas X’s New Song

When you traumatize a whole generation (and more) of kids with the concept of a literal hell (something Jesus never preached) don’t be surprised if they grow up, realize it was a control technique and then use the imagery to make a point in their art.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Wear a mask. Save lives.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[señorita @lavishthought]

Black people died for PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.

[Dr. Tara C. Smith @aetiology]

Checkmate, scientists.

[mo @chuuew]

What do you mean the vaccine is $601?

[Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia]

Kevin McCallister spent more than $600 that weekend he was home alone

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

The airlines got a $50 billion bailout and then laid off 90,000 people.

If someone can explain to me why we could only afford to give people $1,200 of their tax dollars back, I'd love to hear it. Because that was 8 months ago and it amounts to $4.83 a day at this point.

[Monica Wheat @mwheat14]

Georgia residents 17+, Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who their 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until Dec 7 to register to vote. Retweet to share even if you don’t live in GA.

[Dani @whatt_danielle]

I wanna have a glass of wine with Jill Biden

[Travon Free @Travon]

CNN with the quality lower third.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

This is just extraordinary. It’s a lie every 5 second. Not small lies either. Just nuclear grade whoppers.