Jack Samson

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

@elkenergyinc the moral of the story is ever since kingsville switched to you for hydro our hydro has sucked big dick. Leading me to beleive it is in fact ELK energy who sucks the dick. #GetElkOuttaKingsville

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

@elkenergyinc i have never seen more power outages anywhere than kingsville. A little rain? Power outage. A little wind? Power outage. Too sunny? Power outage. Thats not even including all the times it just flickers of and on. Just enough to fuck your electronics.

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

Life has been pretty good lately 😊

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

I just put an eighth in a litre, got a white girl she sniffin on beiber

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

COLD

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

This is nothing we used to use paper clips and sometimes they would stick in you https://t.co/P7n7WtYIik

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

Really wish I could get rid of this depressed feeling I've had lately, nothing seems to work

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

Alright so since I don't have any fucking friends anymore I guess it's me myself and I for Chinese buffet

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

For real tho someone hit Chinese buffet with me right now!!!!!

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

@kolekartye oh you think so eh, maybe I'll make an appearance!!!

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

Would anyone like to go get some grub with me?

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

Think I'm gonna day drink today to drown my sorrows

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

When I say I love you you say you better

[Jack Samson @JackSamson96]

@CodyBoink bruh!!!