Coastie Jack

USCG vet, WYO alum, supply chain pro

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@RetroHighway Never really got into that one

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@HawkEmDownChris True

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@FakeWYOSports The massive crowd of 4000 would be hearty and drunk

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@eatinerni On top, tho I usually eat my burger upside down

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Dang, we’re going to have a civil war, aren’t we?

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@BritBox_US any updates on when Season 3 of Beyond Paradise is coming to us colonials? I miss my Kelby

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@GinnyMcDonald8 Lots of hick comments here!

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@sands_sanibel @GinnyMcDonald8 If we’re all plumbers and electricians guess what’s going to happen? Our only customers will be Xi’s and Vlads.

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@ShawnRay1977 @GinnyMcDonald8 Do you have any idea how college differs from 2nd grade?

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@Mithrandir48 @GinnyMcDonald8 Uh huh. And because we are online, I did the horizontal bop with Kathy Ireland and Beyoncé

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@SusanDorroh @GinnyMcDonald8 Bah ha ha ha. Missy, I was in the military in the 80s and even then it didn’t cover my U costs. Or are you saying we should all be cooks and gunners mates?

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@NGB2020 Yay! I love butternut squash.

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@JBrody0815 @RyanShead This is the most ignorant reply I’ve seen on social media in this ignorant intolerant hateful year. JB please go play outside for a bit

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They call me Jose Padilla

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@braves2430 MJ and Kareem

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@braves2430 I haven’t been to homophobia-FIL-a for years

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@mayorofpvd @landofthe80s Number 1

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@dieworkwear Right there with you! A couple years ago we stayed in an AirBnB at the Olympic Village in Munich. Walked to the market and kebab shops every day and made many feline friends. I would move there in a heartbeat

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@FoodPleaser My mom hated cooking and wasn’t good at it. So I’m going to have to say TV dinner with the nasty apple sauce.

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@eatinerni Saucy!