Jack Simms

@ScotParl Staffer | Self-Confessed Centrist | 'Ex Opere, Gloria' | Cooking Enthusiast | Views are my own.

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

@norfener_priv "I am Christmas"

[corb @awshuqs]

that’s not my sibling that’s wombf

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

@virginmedia Basically just still left with questions about the ports in my house and the package you've sent and no real way to get answers unless I give up the better part of an afternoon to sit and pull teeth.

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

By far, dealing with @virginmedia moving service has been the most stressful part of moving house, and that's saying something as I've moved 290 odd miles! Just absolutely shocking customer service.

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

@virginmedia Then I get a text saying that a moving package has been sent to me "don't forget to take it with you when you move" well I have already moved at no point was I asked. Tried to chat again but was told it was too close to your closing time, despite 6pm being 40 minutes away. 2/2

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Dick Van-Dyke, 98, is going to live until he's 180. This is his world and we're just living in it

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

This is what we want folks, get yourself an Internet Provider that posts memes rather than fixing connectivity issues. Really great, @virginmedia

[Virgin Media ❤️ @virginmedia]

There are two types of people at the weekends these days: people running marathons, and those watching movie marathons instead

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

Bring this process back for pure comedic value.

[Mike Hughes @MikeHughes_]

Moving pictures of said hat rule in action.

[Jamie Bryson @JamieBrysonLLB]

NEW: DUP Party Exec meeting live:

JD just began speaking:

Says negotiations are over, and DUP aren’t going to get anymore.

Says we have reached moment of decision 1/

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@norfener_priv @CraigLiddell7

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A moment of civic pride.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Take me back here.

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

This is @EdVaizey's world and we're just living in it 💃🏼

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

@JBN268 @liamhitchin Her Purpose Coalition is probably doing an event at the conference

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@angrynorfman

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

@jusdorange__ Happy birth and brain rot

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@angrynorfman

[Jack Simms @JackSimms66]

@JBN268 Truss. Which makes me shudder and hate myself.