jack swede

Digital editor | writer | blogger | funny person

[Timothy @timothymsammons]

@Marttwit Hope everyone is ok.

[Martin Williams @Marttwit]

Fire 🔥 Jan Smuts Avenue CRAIGHALL Park, Buildit

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

Emails have become a problem because tone is too often miscommunicated. Eg. That full stop is passive aggressive af. Maybe we need to go back to phone calls and just record them for the paper trail #WorkplaceSafety

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

@CellC_Support I had an extender bundle and but received no notification about it expiring. Had a gig of day time and a gig of night

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

@CellC and data... I'm so over it. Just lost over a gig of my extended data bundle without any warning. #sooverit

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

Imagine #pokemongo with vampires and ghosts. Seventh sense: I see and catch dead people

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

#PokemonGO pro: more #discovery activity points. Gonna be stocking up on free #kauai smoothies yummm

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

Eeew @WOOLWORTHS_SA @WOOLWORST_SA just broke the seal of a woolworths aqueous cream and there's a hair in it #gross

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

I must say @DellCares twitter response is amazing. Really impressed with the service

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

4 ppl were in front of me. Waiting for an hr now. #standardbank still waiting

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

@dbbovey im totally going to check out your other books. Really loved one midlife crisis and a speedo. Enjoy your day

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

Reading @dbbovey new book. Hilarious. Loved the way this guy writes since I got a high school english test with one of his columns #amazing

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

Reading flashing billboards on a bendy m3 can cause accidents #ItCanWait #1pageatatime

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@RedBullZA block b longkloof studios darters road #capetown

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

Love the new design of the @FlyMangoSA magazine. Big ups

[Mashable @mashable]

Australia's oldest man knits mini sweaters for injured penguins: http://t.co/WaFMe9hPAX (via @mashableAU)

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

@DellCares a technician was meant to come fix my laptop and left after a misunderstanding w my receptionist. I need someone to come by 2dy

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

@DellCares please can u send me an email or phone number to contact for tech support that isn't a call centre in india.

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

@dellcares is an oxymoron. Tel Support down. Chat not available 4 sa. Email keeps not going thru. And the technican left b4 fixin my comp

[jack swede @JackSwede57]

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