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I contain multitudes. I contradict myself.

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I'm sorry, you said "cheating" but we're not calling it that anymore. What you mean is "extra-legal innovation."

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@MrsErikaKirk Who decided we had to listen to this dumb bitch?

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@DHSgov @GovernorVA Get ready to get arrested, bitches.

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@elonmusk Elon is such a dumb fucking asshole, lol

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@karolineleavitt Dang she got fat as hell

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@GregAbbott_TX Greg Abbott is such a weird little bitch.

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@BrilynHollyhand You fucking weird little bitch

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To be honest, it's refreshing to see the Republicans coming out. I wish this couple several years of solitude out of the public eye. Congrats @KenPaxtonTX and @ScottPresler

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@tedcruz So you think God has a dick?

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@tedcruz This dumb bitch has never seen a beef rib, LMAO. Get your ass back to Canada, Ted.

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@tedcruz Bitch, are you pretending that $4/gallon is ok? Fuck you, Cruz.

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@MeghanMcCain Jesus Christ, you weird fucking bitch.

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@righthandedpwr @UnconConven @OleTimeHardball LMAO still whining

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@OleTimeHardball Easily.

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@RepDanCrenshaw @NRO @NoahCRothman Piss up a rope, you weird motherfucker.

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Why haven't they rebooted Celebrity Deathmatch with real celebrities?

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@rationalyankee Wait... Is it not 2026?

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@tedcruz Eat your own asshole, Ted.

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@tedcruz Ted Cruz is a dumb fucking bitch

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@tedcruz Shut the fuck up Ted, you motherfucking bitch.

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The consequence of calling out all news critical of your administration as "fake" is that you lose the privilege of the assumption of truth when you false flag an assassination attempt. Then when you do it a second time. Then when you do it a third time.