Jack Shannon

Author. Hero. Legend. Shameless self-promoter.
Writer of all sorts of fantasy with a black and white profile picture so you can see I'm a serious writer.

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The map of Rusia, where the action in my book takes place.
Can you spot...

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@TonysChocoUK_IE thanks for making such good chocolate.

It is making that awful @SmurfsMovie bearable.

Genuinely, really lovely chocolate. Fair play to you.

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@brokebackUSA you have the manliest name.

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@AuthorBourgeois thanks for the follow

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@Sheridanannea thanks for following. What are you working on at the moment?

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@paddingtonbear

"Darling I'm just pulling out of Paddington!"

I bet that made him drop his sandwiches...

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@Wafaa685048010 jog on, scammer.

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@Marie_Lu_Books thanks for the follow!

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@rhipratchett I reckon your dad is like Arthur Pendragon. He'll return when the land needs him most.

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@mischiefcomedy are hilarious! Absolutely brilliant play, the comedy about spies.

Wonderful writing and performance.

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@jimmycarr just saw you at the station! Didn't want to bother you as you were on the phone, but I think you're very funny and enjoyed your netflix special.

Unless the man at the station WASN'T you, in which case I apologise. The above is still true though.

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@BookTasters I may be biased, but I think this book is brilliant.

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@PaulWight Happy Birthday! Hope your day is as big and special as you are!

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@fesshole If your grandad was a half decent bloke, he'd be proud of you.

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You know what, fair play @DVLAgovuk . Renewing my licence was a piece of cake.

I'm the first one to criticise, but yeah, good job.

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@andyweirauthor my wife and I are listening to Project Hail Mary. It's absolutely brilliant.

Thanks for writing it.

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@AuthorGFAllen I'm still here! Tell me about yourself?

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@serenawilliams named my fan after you.

Serena Chilliams.

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@joelcardwellX @LLLioness1973 @wyvernsrose Hi mate,

The holes are there so they can be sold from a string or a stick.

Jews weren't allowed to bake proper bread under antisemitic laws. With incredibly harsh penalties if they did.

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@ThePoke The hole was created because we Jews weren't allowed to cook "proper" bread.

We didn't do it because we are "capitalist scum".

We weren't allowed to bake bread, so we boiled it first, and shaped it like a ring to make it easier to sell from a rod of a string.

Does that help

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@PaulHic85721620 @fesshole Nark