Jack Shephard

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I'm not on a boat?

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Claire is silly. I can't stay married in either reality, but oh ya I'm totally committed to bald guy.

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I did my understudy with Dr. Kevorkian.

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@richardalpert ain't stalin', now let's get back lenin. We didn't explore the Island, the Island explored us.

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WAHHHH TIME TO THROW A FIT. #LOST

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David? Scared of me? Can't be because I shake him awake with a scalpel screaming "THE NERVES ARE SPILLING OUT EVERYWHEREEE", can it?

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@kate_austen REMEMBER LAST TIME? SHUT UP!

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LOST YOUR LUGGAGE? I LOST MY DAD!

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SIGH AIRPORTSSSS

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Uh oh

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deja vu

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I have problems with communication. Nothing a nuke can't solve. #LOST

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"You're not supposed to be here Jack...You're supposed to go to the future to save your kids!" Faraday/Emmett Brown #LOST

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Kate wouldn't hurt your son. I, on the other hand, was rooting for him to die. #LOST

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I dislike children. Shit, see me leave Aaron? I don't care. #LOST

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Dun dun dun dunnnnnn meee to the rescueee! #LOST

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@John_Locke_ Ya, the whole not shaving thing was totally awesome. 2 birds and a homeless person tried to make it into a home. #LOST

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Freaking the flight crew out. This will be fun. #LOST

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Ben also threatened us with no McDonalds tonight. #LOST

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I'm so good at fixing things...oh wait, no I just did nothing but make someone more curious about us. #LOST