Jack Goodman ™

21| Lighting Designer | Self Employed Food Critic | Columbia College Chicago ‘24

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Hi sharks. Today I’m asking for a hundred million dollars in exchange for (opening my jacket to reveal a bomb strapped to my chest) all of our lives and futures

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

*train comes 5 seconds late*
Me: sorry Im 30 minutes late professor, the trains were delayed

[Jack @GayLaVie]

BREAKING: Justice Department reportedly “not concerned” over allegations that Trump showed highly classified documents to Lea Michele.

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

@d3rf_ @actually_cali @jadalewis02 Stfu or join the game 🙄✋🏼

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

@d3rf_ @actually_cali Green skip 🙅🏿‍♀️

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Oedipus: O great Oracle, will I ever marry?
Oracle: Yes, you shall marry Jo!
Oedipus: Who's Jo?

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

First Matthew Morrison and now Big Brother ☹️👎🏼#TonyAwards #PhonyAwards

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

@CBS you even know what’s happening? 😭

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

Explain this liberals 😡😡😡

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

my grandpa just got the vaccine and???

[Cat @CatOrman1]

A drone pic of a very friendly giraffe to brighten your morning

[bri @ali3n_suprst4r]

I literally RAN to Twitter to see if Instagram was down or if my phone is just tweakin 😭
#instagramdown

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

@CarajRedding Arizona knew what she was doing when she said no thank you

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

Why does Ted Cruz keep referring to Biden as his “political opponent”. Y’all ain’t running against each other. Aren’t you supposed to work together to serve the people 😳

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

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[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

What’re we feeling today? 🥰

[Jack Goodman ™ @Jack__Tech]

Professor: how many inches in a foot
Class:
Professor: .....how man inches. In a foot?
Me: ..........12 🤠

[🍉🍉🍉 @Leonce]

Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who our 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until December 7 to register to vote. Retweet to spread awareness even if you don’t live here.