I really appreciate my job having a PB&J station in the break room for people that forgot their lunch, but...the jelly they keep on the counter is supposed to stay refrigerated.
People who don't understand your joke, and just think you're misinformed, so they politely correct you? I can respect it ππΎ
People who don't understand your joke, so they think you're dumb, and mock you for it? I do not respect it ππΎ
@Uber_Support I know this is an automated message, but I do genuinely appreciate the employee sending me this. Have a good day at work and stay safe, homie ππΎ
When your uber driver is on the phone threatening violence towards women because of what's gonna happen in January, but you know that if you don't give him 5 stars, he'll probably shoot up your house
"What was the first person to learn that we can drink cow milk doing to a cow to figure that out, huh?π"
NOTHING.
IT DOESN'T TAKE A GENIUS TO SEE A COW NURSING ITS CALF AND THINK "oh we could probably drink that too".
Celebrity: *posts a picture of themself at a slightly different angle*
Me: Oh wow, this totally random person kinda looks like [insert celebrity's name].
SAID I'VE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000
NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED BUT THEY LIVR UNDERWATET
AND YOUR GREAT GFEAT GREAT GRANDAUGHTER IS DOING FINE DOING FIIIiiIiIiIINE π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ