over 15 mil in vol for 1 narrative that will be forgotten about in 2 hours and not a single coin is even above a mil
just funded some fat callout rewards tho for a bunch of kol larps on pump app!
nobody does twitter better than cooker
bro just blocks anyone who remotely gets on his nerves, doesn't even give them the chance to engagement farm his name, and then exclusively posts pnls, promo for pastel, and branded posts that he gets paid for
the goat
@The__Solstice bro u thought that wasn't a pumpfun deal the whole time?
their shit was at zero and the moment ansem started "bag working" their token goes up like 5x
obviously a massive pump deal
for the first time since the fed printed the money supply in 2020 there's finally a mission for crypto beyond new flavors of financial engineering
they say that if aliens came to earth it would unite all of humanity
in the same way the threat of ai hacking current cryptography will unite crypto
in a world where ai manages to crack modern forms of cryptography, i believe the cryptocurrency space will play a major role in securing the infrastructure of tomorrow
secure the money, secure the future
just gonna start doing copy pastas on frank tweets going forward so these old heads on ct actually start liking me and think i'm a quant who cares about macroeconomics and other unc shit outside of drilling 10k toppers
who's running the marketing for pumpfun?
these mfs are RETARDED
i could walk down Brickell with my eyes closed and pick the first larp course seller i run into, give them the reins, and they could probably run this company better than whoever they got doing it rn
pumpfun be like:
"dumbfuckfaceretard just bought some coal, let's crime it to 2 mil and give them a bunch of callout rewards, this will get the normies for sure!"