Jack Package

Hello, my name is Jack Package. I’m twice divorced and love sending and mingling with absolute rockets.

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[Fanon’s Dreams @TrapBasquiat]

Intellectualism has declined because people haven’t argued in good faith since 2016 lol

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things I hate in no particular order.

1. Biker gangs- These are often the most insufferable human beings on the planet. The sense of entitlement that develops for these people solely stemming from the fact that they joined some fuck ass group is so fucking infuriating. Loser.

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Evil smiling emoji from the emoji movie is bad as fuck. Don’t @ me.

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Sending love to @AllenRutherfor8
I miss you.

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I’m having a wayno type of night tonight. #strokeit

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Ball up top✌️@NotJoshGibbons tonight’s performance is for you. #iso #ballgame

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There’s seriously no stopping this white boy in 2026.

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@allenridaho Merry Christmas Allen!

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Mfs like Tyler Kolek, Matt Schaefer, and Mack Celebrini, are bringing back the kind of white boy I am. 2026 is our year. #undefeated #middlepart

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Top 5 people that can go fuck themselves
1. Greta van fleet’s number one listener
2. That one bitch who works the register at the target in my town
3. Dan Hurley
4. The lead singer of Greta Van Fleet- fuck you
5. Girls who post quotes of their friends on their private stories

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@NotJoshGibbons Professor- ride the bus is most certainly in.

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Uhhhhhh yah #wow

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Sitting next to @ooooooohman in class. Our teachers a rocket and she’s alerted us she will be present at EUCB tonight. Also- it’s going to be chilly. #helboner #ballout #yeahwhateverdude

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Out for blood tonight. Let’s wreak havoc. #67sendy #rockinbod

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If the Knicks lose tonight I’ll butt chug a loco

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Cam Skattebou eats his fucking cereal bowl and all.

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@allenridaho That’s me and I will confirm this is true. I want to thank the academy, my Pops, and god. #onelove

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@Ifcknhate_ecu #worldstar

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@Ifcknhate_ecu Wait till chooie gets a hold of her