Oh man

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@JackedPackageee Not quite my tempo

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I know there’s the Capital one lounge but where is the “I have 24.85 on my debit card” lounge

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@JackedPackageee thinks being sober rocks #smellslikebitch

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Sitting next to @ooooooohman in class. Our teachers a rocket and she’s alerted us she will be present at EUCB tonight. Also- it’s going to be chilly. #helboner #ballout #yeahwhateverdude

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@Ifcknhate_ecu Ya fuck you dirt

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Launching an elite program to learn my ways. 5 will be chosen

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My liver deserves a Nobel prize

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The Marlins are just the Yankees farm system

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Might be time for Tanner Hauck to get a day job

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Asking chatGPT what the point of life is might be a new low

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If women didn’t abstain from sex we’d still be in the Stone Age

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My goodness counting crows can carry a tune

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Ya I’m an FBI informant. I informed them that you’re gay.

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Genghis Khan would have loved zyns

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White women, am I right

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The world was simpler when we sacrificed people to volcanoes

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Pop smoke - miss you brother

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Convinced geese are federal informants