Jackson M Cobalt

Back in 87', I fucked your mom. I was 6.

[Iron Fist @IronFistUK]

We are going HAM this year when we get gigs.
Our Marketing team (an underpaid teenager) is going to be posting all kinds of hilarious shit about 80s excess and incredibly tight spandex.

#HairSpandexRock

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

I’d be happy to suggest that #Rhino was @CharlieSimpson if they didn’t do that annoying fake singing and pronouncing ‘cars’ like a dumbass ‘Coyahs’
I’ve met Charlie, he can actually sing.
I think it’s @JamesArthur23
Who I’ve partied with
And I like
.. But sings like a douchebag

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

@GillianMcKeith Building work in the area. They’re great at construction..

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

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https://t.co/qeWB6xXnDy

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Here’s my bands Xmas song.. one day I’ll be able to retire from it 🤣🤣

@IronFistUK

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

My main man @hughjorgan1980 has released his humble #xmas Message. It’s his best one yet and features our Song @IronFistUK
#ListenBeKindHaveFun

https://t.co/Cjcyx8zEtX

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

Look how sexy I am..

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

Late 2020, after a fucking awful year, we released a Xmas Song.
Give it a listen! @IronFistUK

https://t.co/qB5OR9elfR…

https://t.co/kOBwyEhBsP…

https://t.co/Lusq6fThYt

[Blatant Al Comedy @BlatantAl]

And Spotify.

(Where 1.2 million streams will net us £100,000)

https://t.co/tGEDu077Yc

[Blatant Al Comedy @BlatantAl]

Also on iTunes

(Where we make the most dough.)

https://t.co/3S4T48M65Y

[Blatant Al Comedy @BlatantAl]

I haven’t used this in a fucking long time but as I have a Christmas Hit available to the masses, why not?

https://t.co/0CiouYC1dI

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

775 views in less than 24hrs?!?
Wow!!

Please watch and RT and let’s try and see 1,000 by the end of the night! #Xmas #Christmas #retweet

https://t.co/c2kbOU7xvU

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

This year has been a write-off for a lot of people..

But not @IronFistUK

Just a little preview
#Fistmas#ElbowDeep #Christmas

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

There’s some serious shit happening soon...

We have an announcement to make that’s going to melt some A-holes and pucker up some other orifices.

#HairSpandexRock
#ElbowDeep
#MerryFistmas

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

You don’t know shit till you’ve been elbow deep.
#Fist

[Iron Fist @IronFistUK]

A @beastieboys song by the world's best 80s parody rock band in the world. #FightForYourRight #BeastieBoys #80s #ElbowDeep #HairSpandexRock

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

You don’t know shit till you’ve been elbow deep.

#HairSpandexRock
#ElbowDeep
#80sMetal

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

Being raised in a monastery by Brothers has its benefits..
We were never short of lube.
#ElbowDeep
#TooSoon
#GetTheButter

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

@DaisyRockUK What does @IronFistUK have to do to get a photo shoot like this!?

[Jackson M Cobalt @JacksonMCobalt]

I love having Peaches for breakfast but Rachael stayed the night so I'll have to make do.
#ElbowDeep #HairSpandexRock

[Iron Fist @IronFistUK]

New set.
New sound.
New spandex.
New guitars.
New drums.
New Mics.
Same lube.

#ElbowDeep
#80sMusic
#HairSpandexRock