Jackson Ryschon

We might be broke and busted fore it’s said and done, but we still ramble on

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My life is held together by cowboy killers, coors light, and twine string, but I wouldn’t want it any other way

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Why can’t a woman just love me the way my dogs do? Cuz they have standards that dogs don’t

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@ClancyWalthers Come on out bud I could use some help, I get judged pretty hard being the only one that ever drinks

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Welp, out in the wild wild land of cradle branding and mormans without flat hats or slick horns, it’s time to brand another dink bunch then have a “party” afterwards. Thinkin bout bringin a case of coors and a bottle of Pendleton and teachin them a thing or two

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My boss always talks about how good of a bite his kelpies have on them cattle. Obviously he’s never seen my little mare work calves when she’s in heat, she’ll put his dogs to shame

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Where should I move to next? I already got the itch to go somewhere else

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No worse pain than moving 700 miles from home to be a “real Wyoming cowboy”, and then finding out they brand in a cradle

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I been social distancing since before it was cool

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That old beer can in the back of your pickup works great as an ice scraper, till you get back in and realize your windshield is fully fucked now

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I might not be very smart, but I’m actually pretty stupid

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Couple bent gates and a busted shovel handle later, finally got her caught and her lil retard to suck

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That 5a.m Dr. Pepper is just as good as any breakfast food. Just one of many reasons that it is the superior pop.

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Getting about half tuned before supper and card night with a strict morman family is probably one of my greatest life choices so far