Jack Fairley

I’m pushing 30, not pushing weights.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the most stable union? a bisexual polycule

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

Live, Laugh, Fall Guys

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

I don’t think we talk enough about the cultural impact that Store by @carlyraejepsen had.

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

@ilyleigh IM BAAAACCKKK.

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

1 of 2 things will always happen - I will either stay off Twitter for several years before dipping my toe back in, or I’ll shit myself.

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

@alex_chienne Honestly, really not that fun.

[Jason Walls @Jasonwalls92]

For those keeping score at home – NZ First has killed or blocked:

- Auckland Light Rail
- A bill which would overhaul how rape trials are run
- A bill forcing landlords to negotiate rent relief with tenants hit by Covid-19

That's just this week - it's only Wednesday.

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

So the Metropolitan Police has arrested Black Lives Matter protestors over the last 48 hours in London for breaching social-distancing guidelines. What about Cummings, or all the middle class people who had street parties on VE Day or those at beaches in large groups?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The richest 400 Americans sit on $3 trillion—the size of the entire UK economy.

The billionaire class now pays a lower tax rate than people living paycheck to paycheck.

The looting of America has been going on for over 40 years—and the culprits are the ultra-rich.

[VENUS ENVY @VenusEnvyDrag]

Leaked Chromatica demos: A thread

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

I pity everyone who grew out of their emo phase.

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

Also @iamfoxesare back!! ❤️❤️❤️ this week had me and every man who’s ever been in me screaming! https://t.co/of3N9HcEGC

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

Also let’s not forget @almacyber has a new album out that SLAPS BETTER THAN MY ASS WHEN I PERFORM FOR MY PLANTS!

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT BUT LADY GAGA WITH A PONYTAIL AND ARIANA GRANDE WITH HER HAIR DOWN SOMEHOW MADE ME GAYER

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

Twitter giving me 2 football teams as topics to follow proves that the govt has given up on listening to my phone calls.

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

I thought @ladygaga was gonna cute my Quarentine blues tomorrow, but @carlyraejepsen just did it with Dedicated Side B!

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

This needs to come to The UK!

Cardcaptor’s made me gay and proud!

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

Dust off your wands and return to Clamp’s legendary world of a magical girl and her card-capturing quest! Cardcaptor Sakura series Clow Card and Sakura Card arrive on Netflix in the US and Canada June 1st.

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

If @DollyParton isn’t my fairy Godmother, my actual ones gonna have a tough time living up to expectations.

[Jack Fairley @Jackywack]

@heatherfishfish @Doobydum Look at us now! #ThoseMagicChanges