Jaclyn Zazworsky

Momma 💕 CRNP 🏥 Oatmeal bread enthusiast

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

I designed stickers to take to the Noah Kahan show at PNC but half of my order arrived after I left for the show 🫠
So if you want a Pittsburgh themed sticker, here they are!
(Only a dollar - I mean for these to be akin to a friendship bracelet)

https://t.co/bSaJ9XOGrR

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@erastourticks The $49 standing room only tickets are already listed on Seat Geek for $1036. The invite only clearly didn’t work and only accomplished making 0 general admission sales for Pittsburgh.

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

PSA: We're not required to be nice.

Reply at your own risk.

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

Got back in.. and then kicked out again

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

I tried for an hour and a half, clicking any seats and receiving an error.. then Ticketmaster said I had been there too long and kicked me out to a queue that is not moving #TSxCapitalOne

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@cindyshalfdrunk I finally got back in Fridays but it said there are none left… I’m halfway through Saturdays 😭

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@taylormigy @TMFanSupport @Ticketmaster @taylornation13 Same

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

it’s crazy that the two main weatherman responsibilities are

1) standing in front of a green screen and reading the temperature
2) surviving a category 5 hurricane

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@cindyshalfdrunk For real 😅

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@cindyshalfdrunk We generally store them scattered across the playroom floor

But in theory we have bins to put them in

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@RawBeautyKristi I have enough for a couple weeks but it seems ominous after that. I’ve accepted that we are going to have to switch from Similac 360 Total Care to Enfamil Neuropro for the tiniest bit of increased availability but as of right now I can’t find either.

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@SandiC35 I got it, it’s wonderful

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[the lehr witch project 🐀🪺 @am_lehr]

remember when you failed to do a pull-up in gym class and they told the fucking President

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@sheetz Burger sliders 🍔

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

the ppl who say “i’d rather not say” are anti-vaxx. vaxxed ppl are like YES, i got my 1st shot of [brand] on [date] and i was fine but after my 2nd shot on [date] i got sick but my coworker got it worse, after 2 weeks i saw my parents and kissed a stranger on the mouth and then i

[Jaclyn Zazworsky @JaclynZaz]

@cindyshalfdrunk 😂 with me being pregnant Rose is determined to show everyone her belly to show them where babies are… well versed in options