Jacob Altman

dog?

[Slobodan Vaskovic @slobovaskovic]

Iz Glavne revizije nema više ko da piše (dokumenti) https://t.co/lK7IOXO7zX

[PakTurkFile_Eng @pakturkfile]

Ninth day of extrajudicial detention of Kacmaz family in Pakistan. Government of Pakistan owes an urgent explanation #FreedomToKacmazFamily

[إذاعة روتانا لبنان @RotanaFMLB]

حلقة جديدة من برنامج @ روتانا
لليوم الاربعاء
مع @Angela_Mrad
تابعونا واسمعونا من هلأ للساعة 7
#RotanaFMLebanon

[James Demeter @0x0x0xy]

Out running around the city being chased by ghosts high on fucking pills rooting everything

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

The razor scooter is truly a Cinderella story. Never would have thought as a 6th grader people would commute to work with them everyday now.

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

Just tuning in to Thursday Night Football already 7-7, did they give both teams a touchdown to start to spice it up a bit? #colorrush

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

Played ball on my birthday, because if you don't...is ball really life?

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

Is there a support group for people with smelly pee due to excessive asparagus consumption? Asking for a friend...

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

A sentence you should never actually hear: "Yo, the Smash Mouth concert was sick last night!"

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

We get it already, your mom had sex #congratsonthesex #MothersDay2017 @PardonMyTake

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

@matt_cohen21 Clever.

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

Sometimes I read through my Timehop/ facebook memories and wonder how I have any friends at all

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Wow Trump realy giving away the playbook by telegraphing that all his attacks will be secret. now there gonna see it coming

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

@LeBatardShow Phillip Rivers returns to his Groundhog Day late game scenario

[Jacob Altman @JacobAltman92]

Trip to Chicago next week for work and I'm most excited about finding out what types of @Pokemon run the midwest.....guessing zubats.