Jacob Bracken

Software Engineer

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If I was in Dune and I was raw doggin a tube nose bae in the sand, we wouldn’t have to worry about the huge worm on account of my feeble arrhythmic sex

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

this guy made a career and living out of making fun of muslims in kazakhstan btw

[Dr Eleanor Janega @GoingMedieval]

Celebrating a coronation with a "limited number of scones" in First Class only is so on brand. You could not make it up.

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

From a gay man held as a teen in a mental institution, 1962-4: "I remember this one doctor who was talking about homosexuality. And he said, well, there is a normal homosexual period between 8 and 12 and beyond that it's abnormal. So I piped up and said 'Is that a.m. or p.m.?'"

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

clean jump

[Hat Films 🎩 @hat_films]

Seasons Greetings, here is a loving message from Hat Films, to you 💕

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This one might just be my angriest yet: Strikes!

Full version here: https://t.co/4zGK80cK0n

[Akidearest @akidearest]

Don’t text me. 😤
I’m too busy living a Ghibli film.
😊🌿🚂

[Nina-Serena @NinaSerena]

But also YAY! We made it to Japan. 🇯🇵

[Tom Schalk (Voice Over Guy) @TomStheVoice]

Make it so ~

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz goes for a ride!

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

thinking about how some of the rawest things ever said originated from shitposts

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

It’s official, we’ve reached the Conservative equinox: the point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government. The cosmic ballet goes on.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ROLL THE CLIP

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.

[JigglyBrush @FMandouh]

Strange Lands

[Primal Creations @Primal_Creation]

More pictures of the kiddos