Jacob Phillips

slowly conquering the world

- i use this to moan a lot. don't think im a horrible person.

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

My little brother has been struggling with the pressure of year 11, this is the first time I’ve seen him smile this year #CoronavirusOutbreak #schoolclosureuk

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Just seen the headline '@CocaCola decide death of planet is more convenient than changing production line' or something like that.

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Fantastic... Merry Christmas. Just what. #GeneralElection2019 #UKElection #GeneralElection #IVotedLabour #ExitPolls

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@nosuchthing Yorkshire legend Harry Ramsden (of fish and chip fame) was the first person in the UK to have a TV licence.. But the only place he could get a signal was a tiny caravan on Emley Moor so he had to drive an hour there and back each evening to make use of it. #guiseley

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@JamesAcaster we use the same shampoo....

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So @santanderuk closing yet another branch meaning i travel even further to use their services. Time to catch up with the world and cash cheques through phone app or time to find a new bank? #Santander #Yeadon

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"Please let more people board the train...." THERE IS NO ROOM. @TPExpressTrains #conductorquotes #surelytheresfireregs #feetarenumb

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"Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this uncomfortable service... you couldn't fit a fag paper through the aisle this morning..." #conductorquotes Genuine question @TPExpressTrains why sell more tickets than physical space on a train? #train #40quidforthis

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@CBTransport @thetrainline #nationalise @Transport4North #leeds #Manchester

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@Lee_D_Phillips 6

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hay @ChamSysLtd when will you be getting magicDMX kits back in stock?? https://t.co/fziadP46eO

[Aireborough Voice @AireboroughV]

GUISELEY WELLS EASTER POCKET PARK – 30TH – 1 APRIL 2018 https://t.co/dTCp5uhFTg

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Just been told it will be 2 hours until breakdown assistance arrives... now im starting to ask 'what is it i am actually paying for?' #wouldbequickertowalkhome

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Currently been on hold with @TheRAC_UK for 25 minutes to report my breakdown emergency... wondering if i would have the same waiting time with @GreenFlagUK

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@MeetLima hey lima.... my lima is broke... when you gonna be backkk.... been waiting for customer services for ages.

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hay @MBroughNPT ... just had 2 young lads knocking on my door saying theyre from your young offenders program trying to sell me stuff over here in #Guiseley... is this legit or should i be telling @WestYorksPolice ?

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@StOswalds1909 @GarethMalone @guiseleytheatre @CODSWALLOPcic I wouldn't go that far... I have serious arm ache.

[St Oswald's Guiseley @StOswalds1909]

Is @JacobDPhillips #Guiseley 's answer to @GarethMalone? Find out @guiseleytheatre on Friday #TalesTold @CODSWALLOPcic #CommunityChoirs

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@TPEassist at what point do you turn on your air con? Children crying, no seats, 5 people standing over square meter

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@northernassist thanks to @SJKTaxis for saving the day... #daynotruined #cheapertoo #hahanicetrynorthern