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@theeletrees // “a delicate flower” - Phillips, L. (2018) penniless musician and flouncy trash. she/her

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

I hope @jeremycorbyn knows he has raised a generation of activists x

[🐘The Elephant Trees🌳 @theeletrees]

Outraged by today’s #dailybriefing? Yeah, we are too 🚨 THAT MAN IS NEVER GONNA GET MY TRUST ‼️

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

Only at @lewisjonreeves and @4927fdk flat would you watch minions and how to build a sex room back to back

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

Look mom it’s me

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Oh.. #whatthetrunc big news today

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#whatthetrunc

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#whatthetrunc

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

Yes i like fossils. Yes i am gay. Yes I’d like to catch pneumonia and be nursed back to health by Kate Winslet.

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

Thems the breaks?

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The real question is, did Lianne La Havas descend from the heavens? And if so, was it purely to seduce me with her vocals?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap: Police claim they shoot unarmed black children because they "fear for their lives" but police also claim they do not shoot armed gunmen killing children because they "fear for their lives."

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

This feels like a social experiment to see how long people will sit outside a gate with no information @TUIUK am I wrong

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

@TUIUK have screwed me over so bad I’m breaking my Twitter hiatus. Been in this airport for 18 hrs waiting for my flight, not a rep to be seen since 10 Am and even then, nobody had a clue what was happening. flight has gone from 2 hr no stops to 5 hours with stops and a 5hr COACH

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

I beg ye brothers, never EVER book with @TUIUK

[🐘The Elephant Trees🌳 @theeletrees]

Feel blessed to make music with these two dweebs, always laughing and always grateful. I’m excited to show you what we’ve been up to in the form of Day 42, only 6 days 🥺

Recorded in each of our bedrooms, Sam and Tom are now available to hire as recording engineers 🌝

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

@lewisjonreeves *rising*

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@Micha_Frazer Agreeeeee such a good take

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

taxes are weird this year the gov't says I owe 3 grand and I'm like you guys owe me my grandma.

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@DamianHMorgan Oh it all makes sense now

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

Listening to @BBCR1 and finally, after years of dating, my gf and I have found the intersection of our music tastes: the year 2006. Thank you @jordannorth1 - ultimate wingman.

[M a r t h a 🦆 @somarthalous]

@quitesimplyemma Oh god that’s a blast from the past

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Preparing to watch doomsday unfold in America like

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@iamfleurrouge this is sick ! x

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@bimagickal Hand me the shears