Jacob Emerson

Notary signing agent and @DoorDash driver. God loves you, no exceptions. I might not love you like I should though.

[Jacob Emerson @JacobEmersonTX]

Hi friends and family. I mostly retweet cool stuff that I find on X. Email me if you want to get in touch: [email protected]

[Victor Garcés @victorgarces_es]

Si soy

[Legal Affairs Canada @LawScribes]

Fabulous gift idea. #LawAndOrder gavel set with famous 'Dun Dun' sound. [Yes its available on amazon Canada]. #lawyers #lawstudents

[Michael (Allegedly) @MichaelAlleged]

what in the world lives in the backend of @tryramp

[Old Mechanic 🩸🇺🇸 @OldMechanic]

https://t.co/6NYAVrcmzo

[Andy Barr @AndyBarr34]

Everyone watching any NFL game this Sunday outside the state of Texas...

"Who is Angela Paxton and why am I seeing this ad?"

*googles*

"Ohhhh myyyy godddd"

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

TEXAS LOCK IN🚨

Today is the last day to register to vote

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

It’s giving “shut up and do as you’re told”

And women have worked too damn hard to be like that

[Mike Mitchell @MikeMitchNH]

The Houston Chronicle gets straight to the point:

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

PAPACY (v10.05), a game I am making in my spare time with AI, is playable free online: https://t.co/fTBvq3LlVk

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

My playlist:

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

"Money doesn't buy happiness"

me with money:

[Veronica Escobar @vgescobar]

She wouldn’t tolerate Ken Paxton’s immoral and corrupt conduct.

But she expects Texans to.

Vote @jamestalarico

[Jacob Emerson @JacobEmersonTX]

We need this for DoorDash.

[dhokla🧋 @ayyo_whyyy]

chill. i just work here.

[Aaron @aaronp613]

TIL Apple has a coffee team called iCup

"At Apple, we take coffee seriously. As part of the iCup service team it’s your responsibility to ensure all Apple employees have access to freshly brewed coffee in their break room."

[Luca @lucawya]

is it just me or this pink stuff used to go crazy

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg challenged left-wing activists on the big issues of politics, tackling immigration, gender, tax - and whether children should be forced to eat lentils at the Labour party conference.

He was interrupted mid-debate however by a surprise fox ⤵️

https://t.co/cru4EJp93R

[☆☠︎🦇 ela 🦇☠︎☆ @haiitsela]

they could NEVER make me hate you.

[Caitlin Cloud @CaitlinCloud9]

austin is basically a small town except the small town has 2.5 million people and somehow everyone still knows who you went on a date with