Jacob Haap

I'm a human who does stuff • Berlin, Germany 🇪🇺🇩🇪 • Software Architect, enjoyer of all things tech and aviation • iacobus.eth

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Six seven: Rust edition :)

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Conference. 🇱🇻

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By random chance, I was on the same plane for my connecting flight, in the same seat :)

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RIP my activity streak on @gitlab.

17 November 2025 - 7 February 2026. You will be missed :(

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Polarlichter über Berlin!

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1976 total contributions on GitLab for 2025.

Let's see how I do in 2026 :)

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Cow.

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Was happy to finally try Lufthansa's new Allegris cabin on the A350 yesterday, which was made even better by the surprise upgrade :)

Definitely one of my best flight experiences to date.

[Boston Blockchain Week @blockchainwk]

🏠 Panel of the Week: Real-World Asset Tokenization

From real estate to commodities, tokenization is transforming how we invest in tangible assets. 💡

This panel explored how innovators are bringing the physical world on-chain discussing issuance structures, investor demand, and the regulatory hurdles shaping this fast-moving space.

🎙️ Featuring:
• @MaxDeGregor, Senior Associate | FinTech, Milken Institute (Moderator)
• Travis John, Founder, RWA Builders
• Gregory Johnson, Co-Founder & CEO, Rubicon Crypto
• @KeeyanRavanshid, Co-Founder, HODL Markets
• @JacobHaap, CEO, Anomaly Science

📺 Watch the full panel on our YouTube channel → https://t.co/SEPcx9PhFw

🔗 Stay up to date with all things BBW at https://t.co/Fhsn7IyOo2

#BBW2025 #BostonBlockchainWeek #Blockchain #RWA #Web3

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Reminder: When feeding pineapples to a velociraptor, you are not at risk of it biting your hand off.

This is because velociraptors are dead :(

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Google releases Code Wiki.

Zero results for something as simple as sha2.

Are their developers really this retarded?

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I wonder if vibe coders are smart enough to know how to read :)

[Sam Altman @sama]

GPT-6 will be renamed GPT-6-7, you're welcome

[Deno @deno_land]

Shopping around for a place to host your Next.js, Svelte, Nuxt, or any other type of site?

It's easy to try out Deno Deploy for free.

https://t.co/wuiZy5931l

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How much Tylenol do I need to take to upgrade my autism? I want to become capable of learning Assembly.

[Deno @deno_land]

We’re in the discovery phase to #FreeJavaScript from Oracle: depositions, surveys, evidence, expert testimony. Costly, but vital to protect "JavaScript" for all.

Help us put forward the strongest case possible👇

https://t.co/qAK1x88mcE

[Boston Blockchain Week @blockchainwk]

HAPPENING NOW:

Panel: Infrastructure, Integration & Asset Management

Speakers:
Travis John
Gregory Johnson
@KeeyanRavanshid
@jacobhaap
@MaxDeGregor

#bbw25 #blockchain #crypto

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Bread. 🥖