Jacob M. Heltzel

DC native who loves the Caps, Skins, his woman, river trips, day drinking, flag football, and everything sports

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@grantpaulsen @funnydanny CK has CLEARLY never been to a fast food joint drunk

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@RobFarva enjoy buddy. Good luck!

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Well if nothing else I can enjoy playoff hockey for 2 more nights. Can't watch without being pissed when Caps are out.

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@grantpaulsen @funnydanny all one goal games and they have a crap lucky goal in EVERY game

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@grantpaulsen @funnydanny Pens haven't been better team. They have gotten EVERY favorable bounce possible. That's the difference in series

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Impossible to win a series in which LITERALLY every bounce goes the opposite way

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Seen that called as a goalie interference on the Caps at least 5 times this season.

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@_i2oss it's absurd. You can't beat teams getting every possible bounce imaginable

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@JacobHeltzel hard to beat dumb luck

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Every goal they score is a lucky effing bounce. It's hard to hear dumb luck

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Listening to the radio this AM. Don't bet on Letang getting suspended. #horseshit

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Have said all along Caps win 1,4,5,7. Maybe this will piss them off

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Predatory headshot???

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Letang better get suspended for that

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Didn't deserve to win that game. Holtby was spectacular as always and the rest of the team let him down

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@FidTheKid well the missed chance thing seemed to be previous season Caps-like tonight

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@FidTheKid agreed. Playoffs are about finding a way to win. They've done that in two straight games against diff teams

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@FidTheKid how many times have we seen them blow a golden chance andlose 10 seconds later on a counter rush? Also overcame bad luck goal

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Caps lose that game in years past. Missed chance after missed chance but they closed it out. What a game.

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TJ emmer effing Oshie baby 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 a god damn american hero