Jacob Waltz

My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

That guy in purple almost had it

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Have a night Cedric Mullins

That’s a Cycle! @StoolBaseball

[C. Bradley Thompson @CBradleyThomps1]

I'm proud to live in a country where a man can become and trillionaire & make millionaires out of thousands of ordinary, hardworking Americans.

Let me also tell you what I find obscene about his wealth: NOTHING!!!

Bravo Elon!!!

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

Passed my PE and NMLS within the last month, might just get every certification in the world

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

@brizzyh1 He certianly is

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Kayden McDonald after the Houston Texans selected him with the No. 36 overall pick: “I’m just so blessed. I'm just so thankful. I’m just so emotional. Where I came from, and now I’m here, it's just a blessing.”

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

@TheOmniLiberal That incentives insurance companies to increase premiums

[Saturday Night Lights @WrestlingSNL]

At 133, No. 2 Ben Davino (Ohio State) wins in TB over No. 3 Marcus Blaze (Penn State), rides him out for 30 seconds to punch his ticket to the NCAA finals.

A Cael Sanderson challenge led to a lengthy delay post-match before the result was finalized.

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

And Interstellar

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

Ratatouille might be the best movie ever

[Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel @IntractableLion]

>be Ayatollah
>pre-record propaganda messages in the event of your death
>die
>the building your messages are stored in dies too

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

Can’t wait until it’s not longer culled outside

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

@brizzyh1 Many different guards

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

Pool, pull, pole, polll

[ZIM @zimwhodey]

Ja’marr Chase 266 Game. 4L ⚔️

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

@brizzyh1 A stop in the Ryan Day recoaching clinic

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

@brizzyh1 Poverty rate below 50% income also insane, bc their income is low

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

Heel and obey

[Jacob Waltz @JacobLikesCake]

Gotta love the 21st century when me and an EU leader can equally monitor the situation, carefully

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

As the repression intensifies, and the loss of innocent lives continue, we are monitoring the situation carefully.

Europe stands with the people of Iran in their legitimate fight for freedom.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🦌 A tiny deer challenges a massive rhinoceros at Wrocław Zoo — and the internet can’t get enough

A video from Wrocław Zoo has gone viral, racking up millions of views across social media.

The unlikely “challenger” is a male Chinese muntjac — a small deer species from Asia — boldly trying to prove who’s in charge, even when his opponent weighs 1.7 tons.

Zoo staff say the explanation is simple: the female is in heat, testosterone is surging, and instincts take over. Sometimes, even the smallest body hides a fearless warrior.

[Chatterbox Sports @CBoxSports]

Ja'Marr Chase was asked who the most improved player was:

"DJ Turner, 100%"

#Bengals