Jacob Long

Vice President Public Affairs @SKDK. Previous: @repritchie @buschvalentine @lydakrewson. @illinoisstateu alum. STL native. Dog dad. Personal account 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

Pulte’s lack of qualifications isn’t the whole story. Since when have qualifications mattered for anyone in the cabinet? This is about election security. Trump needs a MAGA loyalist who will say our elections aren’t secure so he can try to do whatever he wants to the midterms.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

Don’t remind me I’m already tired

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pride Month begins tomorrow.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

As she should

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jean Smart could make Emmy history as the first actress to win Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series for every season of her show.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

I don’t think you people understand just how unprepared I am for hacks to end tonight

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘HACKS’ ends tonight.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

so does my will to live without this show

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘HACKS’ ends tomorrow.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

If you can make it stop raining in DC, I will vote for you

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Consumer sentiment sinks to all-time low, with Americans feeling worse now than they did during wars, 9/11, the Great Recession and Covid-19 pandemic. https://t.co/1rxZPRGmZJ

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

We have *never* before seen consumer sentiment this low.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

What am I supposed to live for when Hacks is over

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Only one episode of ‘HACKS’ left.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

This level of corruption by any other president would be a massive scandal leading every news show and on the front page of every paper but we’ve been so conditioned to the grift for decades by this conman that it sadly just feels like business as usual. Americans deserve better.

[Axios @axios]

BEHIND THE CURTAIN: TRUMP'S UNPRECEDENTED PROFIT AND PROTECTION

🗳️ Imagine America put these questions to a public referendum:

1. Presidents and their family members, unlike other U.S. citizens, shall be granted lifetime immunity from federal audits and criminal investigations of their past tax returns.

2. Presidents and their family members can maintain active ownership of global business empires, profiting when government decisions directly benefit those specific businesses.

3. Presidents, while in office, can maintain massive personal crypto and stock portfolios that buy and sell hundreds of millions of dollars in industries directly regulated by their own administration.

How would you vote?

It's hard to imagine more than single-digit support for any of these. Yet Trump is doing all three and paving the way for future presidents to do the same. https://t.co/5bmmC0FDhZ

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

If Joe Biden said Hunter or Beau were people he’s “known for a long time,” can you imagine the media frenzy? Of course Donald Trump says it and it’ll be a blip

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding?

Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

The anti-student loan forgiveness crowd is awfully quiet about insurrectionist forgiveness.

[Shane Goldmacher @ShaneGoldmacher]

Prison to Pardons to Payouts: Jan. 6 Rioters Are Elated at Trump’s $1.8 Billion Fund

https://t.co/yDIheJPtbj

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

I don’t think Donald Trump is smart enough to know he’s created a situation where nothing will get done in the senate for five months, and then he’s likely to have at least a democratic house majority come January. He may have effectively ended his own presidency after yesterday.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

Incredible news indeed.

Gas prices — up.

Consumer confidence — down.

Approval rating — low.

Inflation — higher.

Americans’ financial situation — not thinking about it.

[Rachael Bade @rachaelmbade]

Indiana GOP — decimated

Cassidy — out

Cornyn — likely out

Massie — gone

VRA — gutted

Virginia map — struck

Incredible few weeks for Trump’s political operation.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

Indiana, Louisiana, Kentucky. The talking heads will over index these primary results as evidence of Trump’s popularity. All this shows is he still owns MAGA faithful in red states. Wow groundbreaking. Put these folks in a general with vast majority of Americans, different story.

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

A mind-blowing-but-true fact about Trump's stock trading.

Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026.

The 535 Members of Congress made ~$635 million in trades in 2025.

Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did in a year.

[Jacob Long @JacobLongDC]

DC, we’ve reached sweating profusely on the way into work season