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[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

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[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I would smack Lizard boy so hard if he ever did this to me

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Patrick Kane to the Leafs. Give it to me hockey Gods. #LeafsForever

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Can’t hide forever.. @jakepaul

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

With Chara retired there is now ZERO players in the league who have lost to the Leafs in the fist round.

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

harry potter is a better man than me bc if i ever saw that fuckin creature in my bedroom i would’ve killed it with a bookshelf

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

You 👏 don’t 👏 owe 👏 your 👏 new 👏 born 👏 baby 👏 any 👏 thing 👏

[Fris @Frisbob]

Tyson Barrie oh my god.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

There it is. The most batshit psychotic tweet I’ve ever seen

[The First @TheFirstonTV]

This is the President of Ukraine and the Mayor of Kyiv.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Air Traffic Control: Avoid the area - there's a war on!
Air India: LEEEEEROOOOYYYY JEEEENKINNNNS!!!

[t.o.n.y 🗽 @tonysHIPHOP]

We're sending Chief Keef to handle the situation, have no worries folks

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian truckers rule

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

something unthinkable has happened. one of the dinosaurs got out

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The year is 2026. Ontario has banned speaking out loud to reduce the spread of COVID-19. You now require 37 doses to be considered fully vaccinated. You can win booster shots and PCR tests from roll up the rim at Tim Hortons.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Menace to society