Jacob Maselek

Gaming | Tech | Ecomm | Merchandising Systems PM @ Wayfair. ClarkU Alum. Deadhead. gratefuldao.eth

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@Carnage4Life producing content for some spicy conversations with your uncle tomorrow

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@elonmusk “People”

[Jack Altman @jaltma]

Even datadog, one of the best software companies there is, is having a mega slowdown in new ARR added per quarter. It's getting rough out there.

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@paulg @peterpham The guys is a jerk. That’s why I want him to fail.

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@Rei_Never @elonmusk @schrep Stuff across every system stops working from time to time…. That’s why we have monitoring?

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Word count NYT's puff piece on SBF:

"Fraud": 0
"Enron": 0
"Crime": 0
"Illiquid": 0
"Stolen": 0
"Hidden": 0
"Criminal": 0
"Back door": 0
"He's getting sleep": 1

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@davidgshort Tbh feel like this is an honor at this point

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku Total loss of respect.

[delian @zebulgar]

Its impossible to write comedies with this good of a script

SBF pitches the sequoia partnership

Vision? "Buy a banana with fake internet money"

Blows the partnership away. Wow.

During the partner meeting ? PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

This is god-tier comedy

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Rumors of the dangers of video games are vastly exaggerated.

101 studies, 106k kids & teens: video games have negligible impact on grades, depression, attention, aggression.

Only 3.1% show problematic behaviors—which are more likely symptoms of mental health issues than causes.

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

Guy in Hawaiian T just walked up to our white board walls and wrote the first 50 digits of pi. When can we expect a day in the life tiktok?

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@petergyang sending this to all my stakeholders trying to build shiny tools on my legacy systems that are exploding daily

[GHOST @afashola_]

Share appropriately.

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@scott_mcmaster @Carnage4Life Domain knowledge has barely played any role in any RIF I’ve been through. Leaders have no problem replacing these SMEs.

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@ChrisJBakke Gold

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@HurynPawel @bandanjot Wow. Sums up my experience going from a modern product org to a safe org perfectly. Left in 6 months and have warned every pm I come across of my experience. Honestly so demoralizing.

[Jacob Maselek @JacobMaselek]

@doubleday14 Please tell me you saw the Celsius news…

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Parag Agrawal texts Elon Musk

April 9, 2022