Stroke Victim

Pierce you ears, not your vagina

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

@michaeljbawden Miss those days, and that coat. Not Twitter though

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

@JEKELLENSPERSON You babe

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

Thank you. Thank you so much. #dicksbypost

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

Me: "Shall we search the streets of London?"
Poppy:

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

This is my chance

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

@JEKELLENSPERSON That's us

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

I didn't think there was anything worse a bounty

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

Now I'm watching Tim and Eric love the bees

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

So great https://t.co/tbo8WcSnKd

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

Are you kidding

[Sunny Hundal @sunny_hundal]

"I'm not making this up. This literally happened two hours ago."
This is astonishing (via @wrongisland)

[Only in Waitrose @OnlyInWaitrose]

'Well that's the last time I'm doing anything to support the working class after this is how they have repaid us.'

[Only in Waitrose @OnlyInWaitrose]

'Mummy, will we have to sell some of the holiday homes now that we have left the EU?'

[Only in Waitrose @OnlyInWaitrose]

'Well you can forget our weekends away to Cannes now that the selfish working class have voted to leave the EU.'

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

The big C can suck my D

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

@kornishkate @TumbIrHumor I don't find that very funny Kate don't diss my food

[Stroke Victim @JacobSellois]

Cool beans @c00ner