Jake Sheppard

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@kettering_red @oldspeak_books shut up bitch

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@SpaceMan1324 We need nuclear thermal propulsion for this puppy

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@totheradiantyou @Straiky_ @justalexoki I mean, milk regularly turns teeny-weeny little calves into ubermensch mega bulls, its definitely good for mammals. Tigers also are quite vigorous creatures and they are made exclusively from meat milk and water

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@howardharry Your initials are a Nazi dog whistle

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@TechnoCheese_ @KevinSPatterson @justalexoki He was told that he was on a more self destructive path than the average crack addict more than once, he chose his fate.

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@JohnCleese @RupertLowe10 You would have been knighted a long time ago if this country had a legitimate government, they ought to have bestowed to you the highest civilian honours for FT and then made you ambassador to Germany but here we are.

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@DilbertWHead7 @Lewis_Brackpool @TalkTV @TVKev @ThatAlexWoman @EssexPR @EllieHodgesxx @ALEXDYKE1 Finish line? Respectfully, have some historical perspective. We all know this isn’t the finish line.

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@TalkTV @TVKev @ThatAlexWoman @EssexPR @EllieHodgesxx @ALEXDYKE1 This video is best experienced without its audio track.

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@thenysaint @davidandterri @Glinner @ReavesSeed I call upon the Atua to curse this man, a hex upon his house and all his future deeds, may your shower oscillate between scalding hot and icy cold and your keys be forever misplaced, your pubic crabs will flourish and your toilet shal be blocked!

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@KiteLakeStudio @TomaszPatan @jetson_aero Helium barrage balloons. lasers. ultra bright stroboscopic aerial spotlights. they will learn quickly.

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@justalexoki A guy I knew at university insisted upon only eating noodles, pita bread and beans, persisted for years, one day he made a short jump down some steps and shattered his ankle in a dozen places and I told him it was because his bones were made out of bread and now he hates me.

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@totheradiantyou @justalexoki Do you really trust that it's not just chalk and gravel in those tablets? Because between u and me that's what I'd be putting in my line of ultra-premium multivitamin tablets which I marketed to malnourished students. eat an entire cow today.

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@thenysaint @davidandterri @Glinner @ReavesSeed well I'm not sorry dumbass, go figure it out on your own and then sodomise yourself with a turnip

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@MarkLaucus @bscholl More globe earth propaganda

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@ha_coverley @SilAbusALT @firasmodad @montie @JuliaHB1 @Nigel_Farage You can be a patriot for another country, haven't you seen the last samurai with Tom Cruise?

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@ha_coverley @AlbionAlexander @firasmodad @montie @JuliaHB1 @Nigel_Farage Great question! it works like this you see, he moved to Britain from somewhere else and brought his skills knowledge and experience with him, he is a net positive. An example of the system working optimally.

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@PhilipJohnston We could just use the Orion Drive like a serious spacefaring civilisation but nooooo apparently a 50 km atomic fission exhaust plume is too awesome to be made a reality, health and safety gone mad if you ask me.

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@BestCoastBrian "Flame of the flight test"

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@thenysaint @davidandterri @Glinner @ReavesSeed What language are you speaking?

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@cfdownes_ @Luca_Johnson96 Dude, you're awesome.