Jacob Storlie™

Retired NSU Football. Woo Pig

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@_willcompton Also HVAC guy gonna be walking around with a shit eating grin when you show him all this. He’ll say, “ oh yeah man, this is very uncommon, but we could probably get you a brand new new unit, and solve this for you. We will get the big shiny one that won’t cause you no problems”

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@_willcompton Bruh you have clogged condensation line.. you can fix it Sissy boi! You’ve tripped the flood sensor in that tray full of water. Grok can walk you through it playa. A real man would stay up all night cussing in the attic and fix it

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@ScottHanson Scott, they were brave!

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@BarstoolBigCat If they could have made the 2 point conversion they would have been able to go to overtime!

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@MagicJohnson @PFTCommenter You and @ESPNBooger would be a dangerous pair.

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@stoolgambling @Philly_Mays

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@stoolgambling @Philly_Mays He looks like the 2025 LGBTQIPFSH cactus jack

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@HunterYurachek sell the team

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@BarstoolGruden What is the main offensive scheme that is actually gaining yards on this Dolphins offense, and why isn’t it creating opportunities elsewhere maybe even a Gruden Grinder on this Dolphins team #BillsMafia

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Another Football game

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@BFW Wait until you see the Boss Hog Sammy P in a few hours.

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It’s time.

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@ScottHanson

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@ScottHanson @ScottHanson my man,

My only complaint last year :

When you would go quad box, you wouldn’t fill the screen. I had 4 - 5” of black border that could have been used. What’s the point of a 70” tv to only see 60” of it?? Feigning for ball

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@PatMcAfeeShow @aqshipley When you pull, especially non conventionally , such as a tackle.. much less the LT.. what do you do when you clear the hole?? You bring the fucking BOOM..
Dion Dawkins refuses to bring the… BOOM! And frankly it’s disappointing…

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@PatMcAfeeShow @aqshipley Going out on a limb here as a Buffalo Bills fan…

AQ needs to stay in the film room for longer than 2 plays on a beat down Detroit defense… Dion Dawkins is constantly giving tells. And VERY predictable.. and a.. I must say.. pansy when he pulls.. expect more from you AQ!

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@tyschmit Mad Mel, there’s a really good chance that my mortgage for the next two months is on the Packers.. and I must know if this OZ fella is real deal or not

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@tyschmit People want to know Mad Mel, were you in on the OZ gimmick..

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@SStricklandMMA working on her Philly shell 6 days young

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@PFTCommenter I think they are talking about Jayden Daniel’s too much….. I’ve seen this movie