𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ

if i were a cake i’d be lemon papí seed

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

rather than calling it leg day, i’m gonna tell people i’m baking a cake

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

@OfficialNBARefs massive dogshit product and officiating 👍

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

@NBA @okcthunder this game sucks ass

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

@wfaaweather i haven’t heard a minute of the game yet thanks

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

draymond green and dillon brooks should box for the halftime performance tonight

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

@dallasmavs lmao go to hell you pieces of shit

[Tristan Thompson @TThompson]

Is it ok to wear dress socks with sperrys and some male booty shorts (big pause) lol?

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

dallas only makes the news for being brain dead in sports

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

😳

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

fuck you @dallasmavs and the horse’s dick you rode in on

[MORT 💕 @mortdubz]

Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen vs Kevin Nguyen

[TAHK0 ☕️ @TAHK0]

pokemon should hire stephan a smith for the next pokedex

[luke @l_baum10]

it’s playoff time i gotta lock in, time to tweet more about the mavs playoffs

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐇 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ @JacobTheRuiz]

@nfl none of these commercials have been memorable and i didn’t even blackout this year

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

@wiseconnector Johnny

[Teddy Badger @TeddyBthe3rd]

Calm luh fit

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

RIP to a #realhooper and a #realbeater 🫡

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i just invent 6 loko

[wint @dril]

There is a secret part of the ass that 99% of men have not wiped in over 30 years . You could be walking around with waste in your crack

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!