Thomas Uselman

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

4th and 4 against a team with an elite quarterback in a game with high stakes, during a game that has been this close, with our defense on the field too much, with injuries to our offensive starters, I think you go for the first down. Roll the dice

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

Space jam is still a good movie, guys

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

@schultzdrew Johnny Kotaska after game film when I got leveled to the grass.... shoulder shrug.... “What the FUCK was that about!” Lol

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

At risk of sounding negative, (can’t stand negative people) that was the worst remake of America the Beautiful I’ve ever heard in my life

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

@AMuehlberg @netflix Just locked the doors AGAIN

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

@BjornABergs Watching this shit now. WTF

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

I don’t think you can use a conservative gameplan against the Patriots and expect to win-especially an AFC Championship. If I was in charge of the Chiefs, I’d be doing fakes, two point conversions, big shots down field etc & expect defense to keep up with Brady & Company.

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

If you hunt and haven’t watched the show Meat Eater on Netflix, you are missing out on a treasure. I can’t wait for more from @stevenrinella and @MeatEaterTV Would like to see a North Dakota mallard hunt!!!

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

@Vikings should’ve left the Ozzy Ozbourne cassette tape with “Crazy Train” under the rubble of the Metrodome when they left there. #SKOL

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

https://t.co/OdofeRGJ9D Happy New Year

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

'Merica

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

Thank you for your service, veterans. 🇺🇸

[Ron Paul @RonPaul]

Study: Venezuelans lost 19 lbs. on average over past year due to lack of food https://t.co/b4k0Zw2k9K

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

When you are peeing and the elastic band snaps your testies... 🥊 🤢

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

Denver was shorted when the clock was supposed to stop on that out of bounds run...

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

Trade AP for some good O-lineman & Trade our current O-line away for a box of kitties.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Jack Del Rio name literaly means "masterbate into a river"

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

I was kidding

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

Almost guarentee the Panthers are gonna pull this win off

[Thomas Uselman @JacobUselman]

Annnnnnnd ohio state wins