jacob

🇬🇺 chamorro from guam | 👨🏽‍💻 product @spotify | 🎾 mostly tennis tweets

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

If I ask you your age and you say “guess” just know that I immediately hate you

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Lonely with a capital H, if you know what I mean, I’ve been sitting on the washing machine.

@KaceyMusgraves YOUR PEN IS UNMATCHED

[Tyson Apostol @TysonApostol]

Maura: I tink I’m tinking about tinking

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Just watched a woman guzzle half a pint of milk on the subway in under 2 mins. I fear she is mother.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

I’m howling

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

lady gaga and bad bunny at the super bowl

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

I apologize for the person I will become when this movie is released

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The official trailer for ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ has been released.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

All I want to do is drink a high noon and watch Kimora: Back in the Fab Lane, but it’s only on cable?? I can’t even buy a season pass on iTunes?? @OfficialKimora HELP 😭

[Spotify @Spotify]

we kinda went off this year ngl 😌

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Italian tennis is so fucking legit 👏🏽

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Last five tennis world champions:

2023 Davis Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2024 Billie Jean King Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2024 Davis Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2025 Billie Jean King Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2025 Davis Cup - Italy 🇮🇹

Dynasty.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Let’s go Italy! The tennis players coming out of this country are remarkable. Flavio getting it done under insane pressure. LFG!! 🇮🇹

[jacob @jacobvincint]

You watch a match with these 2 and it becomes immediately clear why they are so far ahead of everyone else. The level is outrageous! Pace, precision, touch, variety 😭 TENNIS!!!

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Ugh gutted 😭 but Musetti was remarkable. Dug deep and it paid off.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

ALEX I AM BEGGING YOU TO LOCK IN 😭

[jacob @jacobvincint]

What a fucking point!! 😭 👏🏽

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Lorenzo and Alex wearing the exact same kit lol

[jacob @jacobvincint]

When Sascha is on, he is really on. 81% first serves in and only 10 unforced errors— crazy!

[ATP Tour @atptour]

The one and only @DjokerNole 🙌

#HellenicChampionship