Lisa H

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

Welcome to Ireland....

- Your taxi driver from the airport is Nigerian man.

- When you arrive at the hotel, you are checked in by a Ukrainian woman.

- After settling in you take a walk to Arnotts, but there are 40 people from the Congo outside doing a voodoo ritual because one of their people died while shoplifting.

- Later, on the way to an Irish pub, you pass the mosque, the vape shops, the kebab shops and oh so many Turkish barbers.

- When you arrive, you are served a terrible pint of Guinness by a middle-aged Brazilian woman.

- Afterwards, you want some fish and chips, but the chip shop is owned by a group of men from Afghanistan so you return to the hotel and go to sleep.

- The next day you visit the Phoenix Park, but you leave immediately after you are approached by what looks like a gang of Somali pirates.

- So you head to the historic GPO, the base of the Irish rebellion, to take some pictures you will cherish forever. Unfortunately it's dole day, so 200 Africans are queueing up outside for their free money.

- For your second night you travel to rural Ireland, where you are due to meet Paddy, your Airbnb owner. But it turns out Paddy is actually an Indian man and he owns 12 Airbnb's in this small Irish town.

- On day 3 you wake up and travel to the scenic Powerscourt Waterfall, but you are greeted by 500 Pakistanis who are cooking goats and blasting Islamic music.

- On the taxi trip back you are driven by a 73-year-old man from Bangladesh who arrived in Ireland 3 weeks ago. His cousin is the Mayor of a rural village in County Cork.

- Becoming frustrated with your "Irish trip" you decide to spend the night in, and luckily the Rose of Tralee is live on TV, but the Dublin Rose is a Somali Muslim.

- Day 4, you wake up and book a flight to Poland. You will never visit Ireland again.

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@AdhdI59195 @rtenews 😆😆😆

[Fun And Fab @FunAndFabj5ew]

Sometimes the biggest acts of kindness come from the smallest hearts. 🐶🦆❤️ A beautiful reminder that compassion has no language.

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@AlexaBliz_ 10

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@rtenews Sickening..Absolutely the most disturbing thing I've ever seen... I want to scream...

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@rtenews Well This is the coldest May ever so far..😂

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@JohnPokerBrown @Maks_NAFO_FELLA Besties

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@SphereVegas @NASA Imagine landing on the moon. That would be awesome...

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@Matt_Pinner Every single one. Great times the 80s 🤣😊

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@Matt_Pinner Hope

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@JeremyRenner Bless. 🙏

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@Matt_Pinner 17?

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@ashtonpittman Omg.

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@JeremyRenner @MensHealthMag @kingstown Glad you have recovered. You were so lucky. Prayer is powerful. Looking good there..ahem. ☺️💪

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@JeremyRenner How many Jeremy Renners are on this planet?

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@JeremyRenner You're a walking miracle and you've never looked better. I would be there except I'm in Ireland. I hope this is a huge success. Children deserve everything they need. X

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@ilovenostalgia Mrs doubtfire

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@elonmuskADO Twitter

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@elonmuskADO Hello

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@elonmuskADO Yes indeed.

[Lisa H @Lissacorr]

@GarethBowe @rtenews 🤣🤣🤣