lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel
The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears
Got another one to the tune rhythm is a dancer
Lingard is our dancer
Navas is the answer
Boly wins it in the air
Taiwo keeps on scoring
Richard keys is boring
30 signings we don’t care
Repeat millions of times
#NFFC
The Real Battle Of Britain never happened on the park last night, or in the stands. Happened on the m6 in a fierce email battle the likes of which we’ve never seen 🤣
A Thread…. 🧵