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connoisseur of snacks

[doomstan1 @mfdoomstan1]

this might be the best meme of all time

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

Looking around for a dude named Mario at work rn. Feels like I’m playing Luigi’s mansion

[daniel elkind @DoubleEBooks]

if Willy Wonka was from New Jersey

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

Anyone that’s been to the Matty Matheson Italian restaurant, was it worth the drive?

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

How come we don’t just split atoms sometimes on accident

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

Trash

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

JEFFERY HAS REPORTEDLY CUT TIES WITH YOUNG THUG.

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

Apple News:
So the economy is collapsing, the world is going to end, UN courting disasters. But Avril Lavigne totally just cut her hair 🤪

[Arslan @thega1nz]

You tell a shorty to get on top and she looks at you like you called her to come in on her day off

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

They really fumbled the bag on this show

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

remembering when the first season of the walking dead was a surprise hit so AMC slashed the budget in half and fired the showrunner

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

It should be considered false advertising for a food joint to call fries with gravy and bagged shredded cheese a “poutine”. It’s only a poutine if it has curds. they should have to pay a fine.

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

😢

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

the guy they kicked out of try guys should start doing videos about getting pussy and not having to work with nerds any more

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

@McDonaldsCanada Gimme gimme

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

Lizzie’s in a box

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

@ashbabiiak My boss has been a union millwright for 45 years, ticketed rate was $9 when he started and a 24 was $6. Now the rate is $46 and a 24 is like $50 (cracked canoe). Also Income tax has almost doubled 😂

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

@immatthorton That makes a lot of sense actually

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

I’ll never understand why artists drop the best songs as singles before they drop an album

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @JacobWrighteous]

@SJHynes__ Green salsa