Jacob Bollinger

Field Scientist
MS Univ of Bristol (UK)🦇
Official Panda Skeptic

[Jacob Bollinger @JacobZoo]

@xshantellep @jacob_s_by You couldn't tell that any basketball was happening in my office these last two days. It felt so wrong!

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@jacob_s_by In order to maintain resident status in IN it is a requirement.

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@technogizmo007 How do I dislike a tweet?

[Art Of Baseball @ArtOfBaseball]

The Dodgers have far and away the best offense in baseball this year.

Their 122 wRC+ and .342 wOBA are ahead of the next best St. Louis Cardinals by a wide margin.

What do they do better than everybody else?

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[Jacob Bollinger @JacobZoo]

@BristolBaseball Congratulations Bats, it's a thing of beauty. Gutted I couldn't celebrate with y'all but I did toast you when I got the news! Now go get some more hardware!

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@That_sly_guy TO BASEBALL SAVANT!

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#OpeningDay that is all

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Realized I hadn't released the news on Twitter yet so: I'm officially employed! I'll be moving in the next few weeks to be a Field Scientist in Fresno, CA. I'll be moving via car so keep an eye out for those tweets soon, it's gonna be a loooong trip #BigBoyJob #DidntFailToLaunch

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@drtomneil Really gotta label this NSFW

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Are Eli and Peyton wearing the same shirt and they made Eli put on a sweater to cover it up? #ManningCast #SuperWildCardWeekend

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Congrats to @PatMcAfeeShow and the crew. Been listening ever since you left Barstool, y'all earned it #thankyewfanduel

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@ZachHicks2 Who else is in the top 10?

[Give Bats A Break @GiveBatsABreak]

Imagine looking at bats and thinking "ew"

[Jacob Bollinger @JacobZoo]

Oofda! I hate when I finish a job interview and realize I completely forget to mention an old project that is relevant. #Derp

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RIP to all those fantasy owners who need just one catch by Pittman to win but be keeps getting DPI'd #FantasyFootball #SNFonNBC

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@amudtogal Thanks!

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30,000 words,120+ pages, 3(maybe 4) lockdowns, 2 years, 1 thesis defense makes this guy 1 proud owner of a Master's degree. #PartyTime 🦇

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@jacob_s_by Wouldn’t want his head to explode.

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@PatMcAfeeShow