Jacob Shames

Former sportswriter, current mediocre runner. Oklahoman. Michigan '19

[Manny Cruz @MannyCruz_MA]

@getnickwright @jonfavs “Also, let this be a reminder that while you have found an amazing lane where you often are actually the smartest guy in the room, this ain’t that lane. So my advice would be to tread carefully”

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Scottben2755 @Zigmanfreud You could have just told me you think Jerry Sandusky is innocent two hours ago and I wouldn’t have had to waste my time with any of this. Good lord man

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

Making monkey noises in front of a black girl’s door camera is incredibly racist and not funny in the slightest

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

Because of this completely insane Ole Miss story, I was just forced to have a long talk with my 14 year old daughter, who is going to look a lot like these girls (the way they looked is THE reason the video went viral) and has a BIG personality.

I explained that the left has lost their damn minds and they are out for blood, especially that of good-looking white people with a perceived conservative background. I told her she would be a perfect target, especially given me as her dad and her public fandom of Charlie Kirk, and that with cameras everywhere now, she can NOT publicly joke about ANYTHING. Literally ANYTHING.

This is very relevant because she does a great “Cartman” impression and, as one of the funniest people I know, loves telling politically incorrect jokes in that voice. I made it clear that she can no longer do that in public.

We are officially living in a “1984” thought police state. This is no longer America, especially here in California.

So, a bit of legitimate humor just left this world because of this incredibly stupid story.

Nice job, everyone!!
😡🤦‍♂️🤮🥲

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@Scottben2755 @GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud You really never know what kind of people you’ll run into on here

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Of course 😘

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Ok cool best of luck buddy ✌️

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud "I already have 2 million guaranteed votes in this country" brother you have 172 followers on Twitter 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud There was an election a week ago, and the upshot of that election was that we decided that most of you are obsessive weirdo freaks and we have no desire to hear from you ever again

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Ok fine I'll spell it out for you. The First Amendment has no bearing on what polite society finds acceptable. Mostly it finds Nazis abhorrent and have no desire to allow them to spread their ideas freely. This is good. The government can't do anything about social pressure.

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Nah

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Not a Democrat lmfaooooooooooo

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Nah

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Nah

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Congratulations on turning 12 and learning what the Bill of Rights is. You want us to throw you a party?

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud Nah

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@GhostoftheElite @Zigmanfreud I don’t think racists should ever feel free to express their viewpoints and if that makes me a worse citizen, so be it

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 16 years ago, the earliest archived posting of the Navy Seal Copypasta was submitted to 4chan's /jp/ (Otaku Culture) board.

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

This has been known about Clay Travis forever

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

.@getnickwright tells @Timodc why a private admission from Clay Travis 11 years ago destroyed his respect for him:

“If what you’re saying is true, that you don’t really believe what you’re saying, it’s just for audience and enrichment, I actually think that’s worse.”

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

Being pretty ignorant about the way professional sports operate in the United States and the entire world, aren’t we

[The Bolivian Yank @TheBolivianYank]

Bro…you’re not even a fan of a REAL club..it’s MLS slop. They’re franchises like McDonald’s. Not a proper club like you see in the rest of the world.

[Jacob Shames @Jacob_Shames]

@Zigmanfreud It physically pains me to think about the fact that your vote counts for as much as mine