Jacob Gram

I am funny. I have a physics degree too. Neat.

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F = ma anticipated grade

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God is still good

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The Caniac is $15.75?!?? What?

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@an_______dy They are just waiting out to do what the Bengals did and just win the Pennant next season.

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@WennyMintaka @rabbidluigi But Switch does have VC?

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4) Something happens where one of the characters feel betrayed by another one. 5) Oh yeah, everything is fine and it was a misunderstanding. 6) Some sort of moral lesson learned. 7) Profit.

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How to write Disney movie:
1) Heartfelt, touching intro typically involving traumatic event. 2) Characters meet each other and usually have some sort of animosity. 3) Characters gradually befriend each other.

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@AintBenGood Traditionally asking “What’s Presidents’ Day?”

[Tom Orr @TomOrr4]

I’m not saying the last five minutes are 100 percent conclusive proof that NFL officiating is rigged to benefit big-market teams, but *IF* NFL officiating was rigged to benefit big-market teams, this is a lot like what it would look like.

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Why do people make Tik Toks featuring a “reaction” to another Tik Tok?

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@an_______dy

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@MarkusEbear Y sad tho

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@AintBenGood @NotreDame I appreciate the effort you put in here

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

AJ Green with the game winning pass coming towards him

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@GoodOleDesmo I’m pissed

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

True crime documentaries be like;

They were Until they
best friends: weren't:

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@rabbidluigi How about a good villain based game? Kinda like how you could play as Shadow in the Sonic games. You know how satisfying it’d be to play as Ganondorf and rise to power and pursue the Triforce? Like the greater your influence, the better your chances of defeating the hero of time.

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@AintBenGood You still have those dishes from when we lived together 😂

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I just got up at 5am and went into my kitchen and ate half a bowl of pineapple still half asleep with my eyes closed.

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@GoodOleDesmo An actual face I’ve seen you make. (I don’t remember if I posted this or not at like 7am)