Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they)

i like to do stuff

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

gods big naturals

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

now your nipples hard white boy

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

my balls have so much pee in them

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

kinda just feel like im in a constant state of :/

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

chat is it ok to call out of work if my brain is icky

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

hey siri is it ok to eat an entire large pizza in one sitting or no

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

may have been the longest fuckin day of my life

[j @1jhozz]

Men, I challenge you to try this in August.

- Daily porn
- Daily alcohol
- 5-8 hours on the game/day
- 2-5 hours of sleep
- 500> steps/day
- 0 push-ups daily
- No home cooked meals; takeout only

Shall we?

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

does anyone elses girl send you tiktoks of random women trying to convice you theyre prettier than her or is that just me

[zosia ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @mercurialmica]

imaginal disk

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

@shrimpymiku can i film it

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

chat is it legal to walk around with a sword on my belt

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

can we go back to swords and bows and daggers

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

crazy how sex positivity went out the window as soon as a popular artist has a slightly suggestive album cover

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

hold on, let me jork it

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

@shrimpymiku AMAZING

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

throne of glass would be so much better with lesbians

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

@shrimpymiku you hold such power

[Jacobugath 🍉 (he/they) @Jacobugath420]

does she like to fuck boys that are wearing pants or does she like to fuck boys while wearing pants @FrankOcean